Here is my top ten favorite Chuck Norris jokes. Hehehe.
10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
9. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
8. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
7. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
6. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
5. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
3. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane out of the sky by just pointing his finger and saying bang.
2. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
