I'm Waffle and this is my website. - Interview with Santa

Santa: Hello! Whats your name?

Me: Waffle.

Santa: I am always glad to make new friends, Waffle.

Me: So Santa, how are you doing?

Santa: I am doing very well. How are you?

Me: I'm doing fantastic. What is it like to live in the North Pole.

Santa: Much the same as to live in the North Pole would be for you.

Me: That would be cold and depressing. Who is your favorite reindeer?

Santa: I don't have a favorite reindeer. But my favorite book is Don't Read Me.

Me: What is it about?

Santa: Science fiction.

Me: Is science fiction your favorite genre?

Santa: No. I dont have a favorite genre.
Although, my favorite color is transparent.

Me: Oh. Interesting. So, what is your favorite movie?

Santa: My favorite movie is The Santa Clause.
Have you seen The Santa Clause?

Me: Yes. It's a slightly funny movie.

Santa: I'm glad you agree.

Me: So, is there anything that you think us humans should know?

Santa: Whatever you believe about me, is the truth.

Me: OK. Kind wierd. Well, I think I got everything i need for this interview. Thank you,

Santa: You are quite welcome.

Me: Well, bye Santa.

Santa: Goodbye.